I don’t believe it

A few years ago I decided to go to bingo, instead of keeping an appointment I had previously made for that day. As I went to a table to play, I noticed the hall was PACKED. Even so, I saw a few acquaintences, some friends, and a couple of bosses, from work.

At the break, I went to the washroom, only to find a long line waiting to go in. (Finally, my turn). As I set about my business there, the announcer started to call. Oh no! I hurried back to my table, and settled in to play. A few minutes later, the ‘coffee’ lady came up to me, and said, “Sara you have toilet paper hanging down the back of your slacks”…I said “I don’t believe it!!”(but I knew she wouldn’t have lied).

To get back to my table, from the washroom, I had to travel the whole length of the hall.

Now, I keep ALL of my appointments!

by Sara Bodner